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My Nose!

The first piece of writing ever to net me any kind of compensation. R100. Hey big-spender...

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Look at me! I have a nose!
A-sitting on my face!
It’s big, it’s round, it’s quite profound!
It takes up so much space!

Look at me! I have a nose!
I only have the one!
I blow it when it’s runny!
Sometimes I blow it just for fun!

Look at me! I have a nose!
A pair of nostrils too!
And when I’m sick, they fill with ick
And lots of other goo!

Look at me! I have a nose!
It’s there, I don’t know why!
It’s a Class A ZX V500!
The best nose you can buy!

Look at you! You have a nose!
And one of such appraisal!
Come with me and celebrate!
Everything that’s nasal!

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